Thursday, October 29

Starsucks

So tonight it's Starbucks. I hate coming in here. I feel a little like I'm selling a piece of my independent soul, and here in Portland, where supporting local independent business is like a religion I feel like I should have a hoodie with glasses on so no one sees me through the window. Problem is there was this big architecture gathering going on at the local shop I like across the street and too much chattering. So I'm slumming it here. The thing I hate about Starbucks is that they make it such an ordeal to get online. I mean this is a major company. It is doubtful that they are loosing too much money to freeloaders who just come in and suck the internet for free. I've never seen anyone sitting at their computer without some kind of beverage in hand in any of the other coffee shops that just let you hop right on. I think they want our personal info so they can attack us with their coffee propaganda. So what I do, out of spite, is give them a bogus phone number, my junk email address which I never check, and a fake name and address. My fake name is Autumn Woods, and my fake address is 1 Heaven St. Let that be our little secret.

7 comments:

Michael Kline said...

ha, Autumn Woods!

cookingwithgas said...

and how is your brother outofthe woods doing.
thanks for the laugh!

ang said...

hahahahah..., starbucks staff were great when i got lost in the UK they sent me over to book shop across the road that had free wifi...well after she'd finished chatting up the guy in front of me..!

Ben Stark said...

Your blog just appeared back in my reader this morning! Glad to see you back in the blogging world!

Linda Starr said...

Happy Holidays.

Lori Watts said...

Would that be Portland, Maine? My sometimes-city. I am in Augusta wishing we had a decent local coffee shop, since Java Joe's bought the farm. We done't have a Fourbucks -- I mean, Starbucks -- but we have a world of Dunkins and Hortons.

idontknow said...

My fake name is Horse Shoe and my address is P.O. Box 42.